exhaustion chronicled.

May212013

“I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said ‘We saw your movie.’ ‘Which one?’ I said. He shouted ‘Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn’t like?’”

“I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said ‘We saw your movie.’ ‘Which one?’ I said. He shouted ‘Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn’t like?’”

(Source: packageofgirlyevil, via drognerys)

bp best

2PM

scienceofdiscontent:

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

hahaha. awesome.

(Source: jenniwrenninorlando)

best atla qq

11AM

somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.

(Source: notthatjesus, via vellophone)

qq best

May142013

batchix:

veryscarykrystal:

talkaboutspaceships:

Couple has really awesome Batgirl/Nightwing wedding cause they’re awesome.

(source: http://imgur.com/a/XSADm)

Well, I just don’t think this can be beat.

that’s… that’s amazing.

(via murphels)

best reference everyone else can go home

11AM

confusedtree:

yennasollapoghirai:

thegreatwadesby:

mumblenews:

thegreatwadesby:

mumblenews:

thegreatwadesby:

made rebloggable by request

Okay here’s the thing: maybe people of color were looked over, but THE ROLE WAS NOT INTENDED FOR PEOPLE OF COLOR

Holy shit he’s supposed to be a superhuman from India. He full name is literally Khan Noonien Singh. Are you a total fuckhead and should I expect you on my page every fucking day?

I’VE HEARD ASIAN AND NOW INDIAN WHO IS RIGHT

Also I’m only “stalking” you so your sexist, racist, bigoted mouth doesn’t slander my name

Indian people are South Asian, fuckwit. And I don’t know, maybe a fucking search engine.

Someone get this fool an education.

LAST I CHECK INDIA WAS NOT A PART OF ASIA DIMWIT

MAN CAN’T GOOGLE FOR SHIT

GET THIS BITCH AN EDUCATION

the bolded is singlehandedly the most idiotic thing i’ve ever seen on tumblr

i think i might just put this in my favorites

this is golden

Oh my god

(Source: stopwhitewashing)

best bc st

May102013

(Source: lickypickystickyme, via emilianadarling)

sw qq best

May92013

emilianadarling:

(Source: hombresinrostro)

got qq best

May72013

All right. Which one of you beautiful Avengers fans in this world made this.

have-you-seen-my-haggis:

fillingnegativespace:

therainartist:

THIS MADE ME CRY WITH JOY

This is perfection…

(via thedorkmark)

mental singing 'vengers perfection best

May62013

(Source: latenightjimmy)

best 3a

April232013

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.

(via emilianadarling)

BEST sp does Will have a tag? Idk ws qq

April212013

They say you can tell a lot about a person by who they want on the Iron Throne.

My vote was cast for her long before this.

(via andiheardeverything)

a lesson in badass motherfuckery got fave best

April142013

(Source: mickiemilkovich, via pammybuchanny)

shameless best

April112013

(Source: mykkieisaspaceman, via hidethedamage)

best qq will smith will smith

April82013

ryley-stbatman:

Captain America #619, variant cover by Gerald Parel

(via wheretheruffaloroam)

best fave ca

April72013

deadgirlscout:

(Note: I’m a female customer sitting in a pub.)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

lgbtlaughs:

(Note: I’m a female customer sitting in a pub. I’m approached by another male customer while I read a book.)

Male customer: “Hello, my name is ***.”
Me: “That’s nice.”

Male customer: “So can I have your number?”

Me: “Oh. Actually, I’m gay.”

Male customer: “You want to have sex with women?”

Me: “Well, not right now. Right now, I just want to read my book.”

Male customer: “That’s bulls***! If you’re a lesbian then you want to have sex with women!”

Me: “Honestly, I just want to read my book.”

Male customer: “You’re lying to me, that’s very rude! I’m going to complain!”

Male customer, to a waitress: “That girl over there is being really rude. I want you to do something, it’s disturbing my day. She just lied to me and told me that she was a lesbian, and now she’s mocking me.”

Waitress: “What am I supposed to do about that? Make her straight?”

Male customer: “Just do something about it!”

Waitress, to me: “Hello, there.”

Me: “Hello. I’m sorry about him.”

Waitress: “Oh, it’s no problem! So, can I have your number?”

Male customer: *looks horrified*

Me: “Er, yeah, sure. Here.”

(I write my number on a napkin and she takes it, still smiling.)

Waitress, to male customer: “See? She’s a lesbian.”

Male customer: “That’s not what I wanted you to do! I didn’t want you to ask her out, I wanted you to make her leave! I demand to speak to your manager!”

Waitress: “Oh, he’s just popped out. I can get his boyfriend for you though if you want?”

Male customer: *storms out cursing*

(It turned out that the waitress was kidding about her manager, but she wasn’t kidding about asking me out!)

(via notalwaysright.com )

“the customer isn’t always right” stories are some of my favorite stories ever

best qq

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