exhaustion chronicled.

“Lily. Lovely Lily. She was exceedingly bright… your...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:28:35 -0700

“Lily. Lovely Lily. She was exceedingly bright… your mother.

sneezy101: deanfuckingcas: dat-assbutt-tho: way-too-sarcastic: reblogallthenerdythings: As far...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:02:37 -0700

deanfuckingcas:

dat-assbutt-tho:

way-too-sarcastic:

reblogallthenerdythings:

As far as I can tell, if something starts with ‘M’, it’s bad news

Morgoth

Mordred

Mount Doom

Darth Maul

The Master

Moriarty

Morganna

Moffat

Mark Gatiss

METATRON

Ryan Murphy

now I’m not saying I did this but if you ever find yourself having to discreetly ask your best...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:57:24 -0700

now I’m not saying I did this but

if you ever find yourself having to discreetly ask your best friend how her wedding night went when she’s surrounded by family members who are halfway to paying attention just do what I hypothetically did

me: are you okay? *eyebrow raise*

her: I’m more than okay! *big smile*

done.

also babe if you’re creeping this far back in my blog because off-continent US is just that boring, I love you, Alot.

confusedtree: youmightdie-trying: confusedtree: Just heard about this blogging site from Yahoo....

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:38:06 -0700

confusedtree:

youmightdie-trying:

confusedtree:

Just heard about this blogging site from Yahoo. Not really sure what it is all about, but thought it’d be worth a shot! Please everyone be kind. I’m new here and could use some direction. Where for instance can I look at blogs

kidding right? this person jumps on cause of the news and they get that many notes? I’ve been here for years whens my time to shine

My dad taught me how to be tumblr famous. Do you think you’re better at this shit than my dad? Get fricked.

Bibliolexicon, A Passion for Books (x)

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:03:34 -0700

Bibliolexicon, A Passion for Books (x)

‘Saturday Night Live’ 38x21 | Weekend update

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:52:07 -0700

‘Saturday Night Live’ 38x21 | Weekend update

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:51:37 -0700

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

"Fans of the first film really wanted to find out what happened to Peggy afterwards, so Marvel are..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:50:47 -0700

“Fans of the first film really wanted to find out what happened to Peggy afterwards, so Marvel are also making a short film, which is basically ‘What Peggy Did Next’, which will be shown at Comic-Con and be on the DVD extras of the second film (Captain America: The Winter Soldier). So as well as doing a bit in the new film, I’ve got a whole new spin-off short film. It has been great to be back in training with the stunt coordinators, kicking some butt again.”

- Hayley Atwell (via fyeahlilbit2point0)

LIFE HACK

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:57:42 -0700

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

Leverage Season 4 Gag Reel

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:50:05 -0700

Leverage Season 4 Gag Reel

atticussfinch: this was my final test in art today i’m glad...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:02:04 -0700

atticussfinch:

this was my final test in art today

i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year

JESUS CHrist,

One of my best friends is getting married today and all I got is this lousy t-shirt

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:18:15 -0700

One of my best friends is getting married today and all I got is this lousy t-shirt

goatmusk: i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:35:07 -0700

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

moriarty: noot noot

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:29:23 -0700

moriarty:

noot noot

strangeselkie: planeenginewormhole: WHY IS THIS THE SADDEST...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:26:55 -0700

strangeselkie:

planeenginewormhole:

WHY IS THIS THE SADDEST PICTURE EVER

Jim Henson died twenty-three years ago today. His legacy still feels so immediate, so lively. I am glad my kid knows the Muppets.

datscutee: dontworrybekarl: best office moment ever hands...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:12:02 -0700

datscutee:

dontworrybekarl:

best office moment ever hands down

basically just explains the office all together

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:02:34 -0700

popculturebrain: How ‘Office’ Superfan Jennie Tan Ended Up in...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:02:14 -0700

popculturebrain:

How ‘Office’ Superfan Jennie Tan Ended Up in the Series Finale | OfficeTally

earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition and I’m losing

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:57:21 -0700

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition

and I’m losing

tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to “traditional”...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:56:18 -0700

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.