May 2013
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“Dolores. Everything he ever wanted, and now it had a name.”
– - Shutter Island
May 20th
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May 20th
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the only ones home tonight are me and our homestay student I’ll be making freezer pizza the only question now is whether I should eat it in a hot bath or not
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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sneezy101: deanfuckingcas: dat-assbutt-tho: way-too-sarcastic: reblogallthenerdythings: As far as I can tell, if something starts with ‘M’, it’s bad news Morgoth Mordred Mount Doom Darth Maul The Master Moriarty Morganna Moffat Mark Gatiss METATRON Ryan Murphy 
May 20th
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now I’m not saying I did this but if you ever find yourself having to discreetly ask your best friend how her wedding night went when she’s surrounded by family members who are halfway to paying attention just do what I hypothetically did me: are you okay? *eyebrow raise* her: I’m more than okay! *big smile* done. also babe if you’re creeping this far back in my blog...
May 20th
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confusedtree: youmightdie-trying: confusedtree: Just heard about this blogging site from Yahoo. Not really sure what it is all about, but thought it’d be worth a shot! Please everyone be kind. I’m new here and could use some direction. Where for instance can I look at blogs kidding right? this person jumps on cause of the news and they get that many notes? I’ve been here for years whens my...
May 20th
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May 20th
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tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
May 20th
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“Fans of the first film really wanted to find out what happened to Peggy...”
– Hayley Atwell (via fyeahlilbit2point0)
May 20th
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LIFE HACK
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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One of my best friends is getting married today and all I got is this lousy t-shirt
May 18th
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May 17th
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WatchWatch
datscutee: dontworrybekarl: best office moment ever hands down basically just explains the office all together
May 17th
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May 17th
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earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition  and I’m losing
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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I think my favourite thing about the Game of Thrones show is that a large number of viewers don’t read the books and therefore have no fucking idea of the oncoming shitstorm and it’s about to blow people’s minds. My second favourite part is Dany.
May 16th
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May 16th
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my mom does this cute thing where she verbally worries about my virginity except it’s not cute it’s belittling and demeaning and degrading and reduces me to a mindless hole that some man may fuck some day and regardless of my feelings about it she will disapprove and be heartbroken over something that is MY BODY
May 16th
When I like a guy's cologne
whatshouldwecallme:
May 16th
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May 16th
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“If we told you Eliot’s entire timeline or Nate’s entire timeline you wouldn’t...”
– John Rogers - Leverage Ten Podcast (via 20poundsofcrazyina5poundblog) Empty spaces. I think I just wrote a meta about this… >.> (via saathi1013)
May 16th
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“I’m not ‘pro-abortion,’ that’s the very one clear thing I want you to...”
– Dr. Leroy Carhart, an abortion provider based in Wichita, Kansas. Listen to the CNN profile of him here. (via rhrealitycheck)
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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equiuszahhak: things i’ve learned from tumblr: all stereotypes are untrue, except for the ones about canadians
May 16th
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I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
May 16th
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life-is-a-love-story: timelordparadise: ppyajunebug: NEVER FORGET Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom #HufflepuffsAreTheBest And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban ‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year. ...
May 16th
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May 16th
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urgh I want samosas but that means getting showered and looking somewhat presentable and I already had a rage meltdown over fucking measuring countertops so I’m done.
May 16th